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Center for Bio Ethical Dickery

by Benjamin Lammers on September 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
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The Center for Bio Ethical Reform greeted me Tuesday afternoon with the Genocide Awareness Project—a traveling circus of sights and ideas—all fitting into a single truck driven by clowns.

I am not necessarily outraged by the message or the cooption of a beloved clothing retailer’s name. I may object to the shock tactics and poor historical equivalencies which validate Godwin’s Rule of Nazi Analogies—the longer an online discussion continues, the greater the probability of devolving into comparisons with Hitler, and in this case, the Holocaust.

Rather than continuing to debate the definition of genocide, I would like to bring attention to the truck itself. According to the CBR website, these trucks have been part of a “full-time operation” starting June of 2001. Outraged citizens have been unable to keep them off the streets, but I suppose this is because the bigger issue is being ignored—the Genocide Awareness Project employs terrible drivers.

The drivers are much more focused on displaying their roving message rather than sharing the roads with commuters. During the CBR’s last excursion to Columbus, a gray haired man with questionable CDL credentials drove a truck emblazoned with the word “choice”, a dime, and what at first glance looked like ketchup on French fries.

I am stopped directly behind it when the light turns green. As the truck passes through a short-lived green light, the driver abruptly breaks in the middle of the turn, effectively blocking the I-270 south off-ramp onto Sawmill Rd. What is this? Go! The light is green for few precious seconds.  There were no cars ahead of him. I politely honked my horn. This driver was obviously insistent on grandstanding on the overpass with his new ride.  He then proceeded to cut into my lane as I attempted to drive around him.

His poor driving overshadowed the cause he must be very passionate about. Rather than thinking about the message, drivers like me are now preoccupied with the nature of this man’s driving. Quit hot-dogging and drive!

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Storegasm

by Benjamin Lammers on January 5, 2009 at 7:21 pm
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Oh yes! Buy stuff! Faster! Buy stuff faster! It’s too bad your average retail worker doesn’t get the same obscene pleasure from his work as the corporate honchos who actually make a living wage.

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Lil’ Pod-Pod

by Benjamin Lammers on December 2, 2008 at 7:18 pm
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I made this comic just so I could draw Pod-Pod as a little kid. This is a response to an opinion article in The Lantern that echoes the same insane arguments made by “professional” pundits. I wrote a number of jokes for the last panel, but I erased them and went with simplicity. The real joke is the trick that political blind loyalty plays on people.

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winged departed

by Benjamin Lammers on November 18, 2008 at 7:17 pm
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And they decorate the grave with poop instead of flowers.

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canvassing

by Benjamin Lammers on November 3, 2008 at 5:56 pm
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I don’t see how anyone can maintain enthusiasm for canvassing for more than three hours every four years.

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Goon squad

by Benjamin Lammers on October 28, 2008 at 5:50 pm
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Issue 5 is a voter referendum on a house bill (HB 545) passed earlier this summer that addresses predatory lending and loan sharking tactics used by the payday loan industry operating in Ohio. A yes vote on Issue 5 will confirm consumer protection laws under HB 545, reducing annual interest rates on short-term payday credit from 391 percent to 28 percent and providing new rules which aid borrowers in the repayment of these loans.

I see a lot of arguments being made by the industry that are nearly verbatim quotes from Al Capone, noted organized crime gangster of the prohibition era. The payday loan industry is not looking out for the people. I wish this cartoon was a libelous gross exaggeration of their arguments against Issue 5, but it’s basically a copy-and-paste job from their distributed literature.

If you’re in Ohio, vote YES on Issue 5.

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